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A Lamborghini found crashed into a ditch in London turns out to be owned by a bitcoin investor, who laughed off the incident as his car was towed to safety.
Hours later Bitstocks founder and chief executive Michael Hudson arrived to claim the bright purple vehicle from the ditch.
Mr Charalambous, who assisted Mr Hudson in towing the car out of the ditch while he blocked the road with his own Lamborghini, said the bitcoin CEO had not been drinking while driving and noted he was remarkably calm given how much the vehicle was worth.