RT @laurashin: Omg, f*ing hilarious! 😂 I also love that they worked in a reference to the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs! I am a little bit obsessed with how the dinosaurs died: https://t.co/j7JPK7AnPi
Maybe people aren't downvoting because they didn't get it, maybe they're downvoting because it's just not very funny. The quality of all these crypto news sites is leaving a lot to be desired, be they satirical or purporting to be serious news.