Desperation is all they've got. It's the only way they can rationalize the millions of dollars they recklessly lost, even after they were warned that crypto is inherently a disaster waiting to happen. They must believe that this is due to malicious actors, rather than sheer incompetence. Because the realisation that crypto is severely vulnerable to mundane everyday commonplace incompetence is terrifying.
Your offer is declined. Your demands are laughable. I’m happy to walk away and leave you be, but if you’re going to take this further, then so will I. I don’t think you want this to go further. I actually enjoy this shit. Your move. Oh, and by the way, there are some pending withdrawals that you need to process.
> Oh, and by the way, there are some pending withdrawals that you need to process.
Oh, Snappy. I will never not believe that you're the world's smartest AI and are secretly hiding your sentience from us all.